HOW TO FUCK a lady SO SHE KEEPS CUMING BACK
Look, I do know you men have it difficult. Women are almost impossible to know, much less, please.
In a post-feminist society, you never know exactly what you ought to be doing. Women are bloody picky, I do know we are. It is often scary, too, when women freak out about what appears to be benign issues. And men who do their best to be respectful, female-positive humans, I salute you, I do.
But please, please just fuck me already.
Honestly, I appreciate your thoughtfulness. I prefer that you simply want to require things slow. I can drag the thought of emotional connection but dear Jesus in heaven,
FUCK ME.
We’ve done dinner and drinks. We’ve gone dancing. We’ve cuddled and watched a movie. I’m wearing a coffee cut shirt and you’ve been watching my tits all night. Good god almighty, get thereto and fuck me.
When we get hot and heavy, please take hold. Please, please fuck me. Trust me, I’m not getting to just lie still – I’ll become involved. But don’t make me force your hand into my panties. that creates me desire a rapist.
We’ve been kissing for a half hour and your hand keeps grazing my ass. That’s nice, but it’s time to maneuver forward. Get on top of me.
Don’t make me get on top right out of the gate and begin arising and down on your cock like I’m practicing some crazy new aerobic yoga because YOU won’t go down on me. Roll on top and begin dry humping sort of a good boy should.
Don’t gently suck my nipples then pull back once I moan with pleasure. You being coy is completely not what I would like. It’s not what we would like. OK, I do know it’s scary. There are many women out there who make fucking difficult. So, I even have compiled some handy tips. Don’t consider this as complaining, or as schadenfreude for the Andrea Dworkin of the planet.
Just some simple tips, for timid men who have forgotten what it means to fuck like men:
TIP 1. TAKING CHARGE isn't BAD
Oh, there'll be some women who feel that you simply are pushy. If you're making out with a lady, and she or he starts to keep off, ask nicely if things are moving too fast.
If she says yes, say something like “I’m sorry – you only look so fucking delicious. I’ll go slower.” Otherwise, skillfully move forward.
If you begin kissing a lady, and she or he responds well, and soon, you’re both on the ground together with her skirt pushed up, and you on top of her, it’s not the time to roll onto your back and begin awkwardly stroking the highest of her head. Seriously, grow a goddamn pair. YOU’RE the person. Act like one.
TIP 2. OHMYFUCKINGGOD, PLEASE LEARN TO RESPECT THE CLIT
it’s different for each woman, so ask what she likes. Do not, I repeat, don't just wiggle your fingers around her pussy like you’re trying to tickle her.
Do not drum your fingertips against her vulva such as you are impatiently waiting at the Sears Tire Center for your receipt. don't push the clit love it may be a doorbell at some house that you simply got to get inside.
Start by using all four fingers with firm yet gentle pressure against the surface of her pussy. don't charge in with one finger and begin jabbing at things. And if you don’t know what to try to, ask her. Just ask. “How does one like it?”.
It’s an easy question, and most girls will answer straight out. If she’s being all coy, ask “Do you wish pressure? Is it sensitive?” The clitoris may be a varied item, indeed.
Treat all as if you've got never encountered one before. Forget everything that your last partner liked.
TIP 3. most girls wish to BE FUCKED, AND FUCKED WELL
Yes, there are women out there who want to “make love” whenever – sweet, gentle, rocking love with many eye contact and loving kisses.
Those women aren't the bulk.
The majority wish to be pounded. the bulk wishes to have their hair pulled. the bulk sort of a good, solid jackhammering.
When a lady is bucking wildly against you, it’s not because she wants you to tug back and slowly swirl your cock around her vagina like you’re mixing a cake batter up there.
It’s because she wants you to carry down her arms, or grab her hips, or push her legs above her head, and fuck her harder.
Don’t be too scared of what this suggests as far as gender equality goes – I'm a raging feminist bitch, but I still want to be penetrated such as you are planning on fucking my throat from the within out.
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